Sometimes you want to procrastinate (so you have more time to do things later) - but you are also horny and want to masturbate. For many, this dilemma causes a conflict between finally washing out the bathtub or doing laundry and from a quick fap. But there's great news! If you procrasterbate, you can both
procrastinate AND masturbate at the same time! In fact, procrastubation is one of the best ways to procrastinate and ensure you take pleasure now at the expense of future gain.
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| Sorry guys, I'm having trouble uh, getting my car started |
In fact, it took me several times to publish this article due to several intense procrastubation sessions.
Seriously though, procrastubation is great for delaying household chores...just don't let it make you late for work.
